Wooden signs are sadly underutilized in today’s world. Metal signs, plastic signs — those are everywhere. But wooden signs are few and far between. Fortunately, we’re setting out to change that. One sign at a time, we’re going to fix the world! Some call us dedicated. Some call us crazy. But we like to think that we’re on a mission. We have a vision, an idea of a better world. A more beautiful world. A world full of wooden signs. We’d like to put our lasers to work for you. So tell us about your idea! Whether it’s as mundane as marking bathrooms or as unique as a plaque for an interstellar craft, we want to help you make wooden signs for it. Metal may last longer in the uncertain depths of space, but wooden signs show that we’re a species with class and taste.
That’s how you get the aliens to respond to your calls! ET aside, though, there’s plenty we can do for you here on Earth. We make wooden signs for every sort of business, from restaurants to accounting offices. Even a simple NO SOLICITING plaque becomes a work of art when you engrave it into wood! People appreciate the touch of class.If you don’t run a business, though, never fear. Wooden signs look great around the home, too! You could have a welcoming “Home Sweet Home” message or a classy engraving of your surname. Or if that’s not your style, tell us what suits your taste and we’ll make a sign just for you! Join us in our quest. Help us achieve our vision. Let us make a custom wooden sign for you, and get the world one step closer to the utopia we imagine it could be!
Why do you need a custom plaque? Well, you’re an accomplished person, or you love a very accomplished person and want them to know that. You’ve done all sorts of great things in your life. But how will anyone know? If you tell them, you’ll sound like you’re bragging, and that’s a major social faux pas. So what’s the solution? You need something to do the bragging for you. A custom plaque isn’t the only solution, of course. For example, if you’re a rapper, you could just get two or three hype men to follow you around and talk up your accomplishments. This is a proven technique! But on the off-chance that you’re not a rapper, an equally good option is to get a custom plaque inscribed with news of your deeds. Then, when people read it, they’ll know how great you are.
We can create a custom plaque for absolutely anything. Whether it’s a mount for a hunting trophy, the base for an award, or just an affirmation that you’d like engraved around your mirror, we can create the custom plaque of your dreams. Won a major award at work? That deserves a custom plaque. Got a Nobel prize? They’ll give you a shiny medal, but if you want a custom plaque to go with it, you’ll have to outsource that. We’ve done plaques for dozens of Nobel winners! That’s probably not actually true, but since we never inquire as to the Nobel status of our customers, who can say for sure? It’s certainly a possibility. Never again worry that people might not know who you are and what you’ve done. Hang up your plaque with pride, and let it do all the bragging for you! That’s the power of lasers and wood together.